The consumption of ALCOHOL may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties! The consumption of ALCOHOL is a major factor in dancing like a retard! The consumption of ALCOHOL may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them! The consumption of ALCOHOL may cause you to think you can sing! The consumption of ALCOHOL may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning! The consumption of ALCOHOL may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting! The consumption of ALCOHOL may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people! The consumption of ALCOHOL may lead you to think people are laughing with you!
It's your shortest ever trip back the memory lane. Agree with me mates, we all like a bit of the good life. Some the money, some the drugs, others the sex game, the glamour or the fame and even profanity! But someone who has alcohol? Oh no, he's different! He enjoys every bit just like the other insane lot...till the very last drop! But unlike the others, he'll still have enough balls to stand up and say "No one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."
Sometimes there's no School like the Old School!!! Shun the drugs mates...
Say Cheers!!!
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